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I am 104% Mentally Unstable (That's upsetting...)

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{x} You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
{x} You have run into a glass/screen door. 
{} You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. 
{x} You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
{x} You have run into a tree/bush.
{x} You have been called a blonde. 

TOTAL: 5 

{x} You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
{ } You just tried to lick your elbow.
{x} You never knew the Alphabet and Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
{x} You just sang them to make sure.
{x} You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
{x} You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 9 


{} You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
{x} You type with three fingers or less. 
{} You have accidentally caught something on fire. 

{x} You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 

{x} You have caught yourself drooling.


TOTAL: 12

{x} You have fallen asleep in class. (Mostly in math) 

{x} Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
{x} Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
{} People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
{} You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 15 

{x} You use your fingers to do simple math.
{ } You have eaten a bug accidentally.
{x} You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Sleeping)
{x} You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
{x} You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc..

TOTAL: 19

{} You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

{ } You break a lot of things.
{x}  You slightly tilt your head when you're confused.
{x} You have fallen out of your chair before.
{x} When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
{x} The word "um" is used frequently.
{} You don't know what "um" means.
{x} You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
{x} You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 26 

Overall Total: 25 :dummy:


Take your total, Multiply by 4, Put the title as : I'm ???% mentally unstable
Well this is awkward... To be honest... I'm not surprised...
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